Core Modules
- Alignment Optimizer: Maximizes calendar invites, minimizes outcomes
- Burndown Fogger: Converts data into abstract art
- Stakeholder Summoner: Randomly adds new voices every sprint
- Demo Theater: Where “almost working” becomes “good enough”
Add-On Plugins
- ✨ Velocity Booster (burnout sold separately)
- 🌀 Retro Spinner (land on “we need better alignment” every time)
- 🔁 Scope Creeper (unlocks mid-sprint chaos)
Pricing
Just your sanity. And maybe your weekends.